March 2012
I’m going to go try to sleep, see if I can get a few hours under my belt
night
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yeah I should start using my feels blog again
link in the odd instance that someone might want to see me whine and moan about things that will be ultimately unimportant in my life
http://asspiratemcgee.tumblr.com/
Mystery
dorothy-cotton:
dorothy-cotton:
MYSTERY
MYSTERY
I’M TALKING TO YOU MYSTERY
Fuck off Mystery
the fucking pandas tag is great
it’s great because of me
dorothy-cotton:
yourcreepyuncle:
what if the new UU is like
troll!lil cal
HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
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what if the new UU is like
troll!lil cal
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ah right yeah do you wanna play a game and stuff ye—wait
hmm
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stab-tier replied to your post: hydorisitula replied to your post: that anon from…
sorry aubree if you can’t handle gross graphic possibly triggering images and descriptions of gore and self harm then you have no right to use the internet EVER AGAIN!!!!! (never ever) (go retire your internet membership and read a book like a NERD)
SOBS
FINE
WHATEVER IT’S NOT LIKE I EVEN LIKED THE...
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hydorisitula replied to your post: that anon from a few days ago is really still…
You have to turn anon off, cause if you can’t take horrible things then the internet’s not for you.
I don’t really appreciate the way you said that
I can handle shit, but when someone tells me that they cut up the majority of their arm with scissors to the point that it doesn’t even look like...
meanwhile with the prospit kids
JANE
BEING HYPNOTIZED
JAKE
TURNING INTO A GIANT GREEN MONSTER
tune in next time to see the shocking conclusion to the THINGS FUCKING WITH THE ALPHA KIDS arc
all the rude trolls are coming out to play
hussie’s been spoiling us with nice uu and now he’s repaying us„ no worries„„„
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umbrage (noun)
Offense or annoyance: “she took umbrage at his remarks”.
Shade or shadow, esp. as cast by trees.
shade or shadow
DA DARK SIDE….
oh wow wait what if while someone is in DA VOID„, this side of UU comes out or something? o:
jk I forgot about the brother thing
inverse uu wow
water you doin hussie
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meshuggeandspice:
i’m going to write a book called “journey to the center of rick santorum”
and every page will just have a picture of a dick
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charlisheen replied to your post: that anon from a few days ago is really still…
wait what whats going on do i need to tussle with some anon-chans
no it was a self harm anon who kind of graphically described how they went about the harming and yeah
the image has kind of been stuck in my head since sunday night and it’s getting to me
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that anon from a few days ago is really still getting to me
I haven’t been sleeping well because of it I just
I have no idea who it was and I don’t know if it was someone I really know so I haven’t been able to bring it up and I just want to know if they’re okay
I can’t get the fucking image out of my head and I’ve been puking and wow yeah I’m kind...
moriartys-choice-ass:
yourcreepyuncle:
whenever it gets late I try to walk around quietly so I don’t disturb my kindly and also elderly downstairs neighbors
but all I achieve is stumbling around like a drunk
You are a stumbling drunk.
you have no right to talk your fingers are more of a stumbling drunk than I’ll ever be when legitimately intoxicated
boom roasted
whenever it gets late I try to walk around quietly so I don’t disturb my kindly and also elderly downstairs neighbors
but all I achieve is stumbling around like a drunk
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s0llux replied to your post: do you think that humanized fem!scratch would have…
i just imagined it like ellen degeneres short lrdfg,d;f idk seems to fit well with suspenders
oh yeah, that would work o:
townhugs replied to your post: do you think that humanized fem!scratch would have…
a cueball-like bun
dang yeah a bun would be good yes okay
I think I know what I must d-
0021cb...
do you think that humanized fem!scratch would have long or short hair? o:
homestuck calendar
january - making-promises-you’ll-never-keep,-like-rereading-homestuck history month
february - black history month
march - cross-dressing seadwellers history month
april - sad looking karkat history month / sburb remembrance month
may - may queen history month (dedicated to kanaya, rose, jade, and feferi)
june - sgrub remembrance month (troll art)
july - wizard history month
august -...
hussiempreg replied to your post: what if as a counterattack to march eridan we do…
PLEASE
if you become the president then you should make it an official holidaymonth
what if as a counterattack to march eridan we do april showers karkat and everyone just draws karkat out in the rain and getting soaked and looking sad
listening to christmas music on leap day
bite my hairy ass, seasons
I haven’t been sleeping very well lately
sigh
why are there two more days of school this week
I just kind of want to never go to school again bluh
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anonymously ask me anything and i'll answer 100%...
andreaisabitofahermit:
too legit to quit
ah but I really did get a picture of rick santorum once when he was out here doing the campaigning thing
he doesn’t look nearly as bad in person
I’ve been blogging about rick santorum for too long I don’t know what to blog about now help
the joke is that I’m kawaii
it’s not actually a joke
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if I ever meet Rick Santorum I’m going to give him chocolate ice cream except it’ll actually be dog poop that I threw in the freezer for twenty minutes so it’s cold
“face down ass up that’s the way I like to fuck” rick santorum whispers as he’s pounded into from behind by his secret gay lover
skrilladex:
yourcreepyuncle:
skrilladex:
yourcreepyuncle:
And even if he dies immediately, I hope his god tier outfit looks stupid
his god tier outfit is a girls outfit
and he’s suddenly instilled with the deep desire to kiss all the boys in his session
and then mpreg because he can’t use birth control
and he has to give birth on the battlefield with a thirteen year old as his only...
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Anonymous asked: i hope rick santorum reaches the post limit
skrilladex:
yourcreepyuncle:
And even if he dies immediately, I hope his god tier outfit looks stupid
his god tier outfit is a girls outfit
and he’s suddenly instilled with the deep desire to kiss all the boys in his session
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sassy-gay-karkat asked: god bless u and ur blog
And even if he dies immediately, I hope his god tier outfit looks stupid
I hope Rick Santorum goes god tier but gets stabbed immediately and dies a just death
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hussiempreg:
pitbull was in my dreams nightmares tonight. you tumblr folk are really starting to get to me.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally clicks the help center button every time he goes to check his messages.
yaoistin-bieber-and-rebaka-black reblogged your post: I have the urls rebakablack and yaoistinbieber…
both of them you lose
fites u
wins
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I have the urls rebakablack and yaoistinbieber hoarded
:’)
what if we’re all in an anime right now, but we’re just the grey people in the background and we don’t know it
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Anonymous asked: Chymotrypsinogen>zymogen>caspase>CASP7>alternative splicing>trans-acting
no hitler
no hitler
a game
go onto wikipedia
go to any random page
connect that page to Adolf Hitler in under five link clicks
you can do that for literally anything
I dare you to find one that doesn’t work
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translation: it doesn’t make sense
when people who are pro-life also support the death penalty