January 2012
francks-choice-ass:
Help
want to make sloppy make outs with girlfriend
or at least kiss or perhaps engage in a nice fist brawl
SIGHS
drowns self in coffee and fancy drinks
I’d be okay with sloppy make outs just throwing that out there send help to me too
time to watch pokemon 2000
the little pikachu short before it is so dang qt
psyduck you’re the reason we can’t have nice things
but yeah okay I really need to get moving now I’m due at my friend’s house in a little over an hour oops see you all next year unless I blog on my phone from their place which is really possible but w/e peace off lol
edDY I SEE YOU LIKIN POSTS
hi
happy new years eve
oh salad, you so funny
oh snack how’d you get to be so HILARIOUS
since people never seem to keep their new years resolutions, here are mine:
be miserable
only eat sweets and pretzels for the rest of forever and gain five hundred pounds
drop homestuck cause it’s dum
drop out of school and forget about college
never get a job
we’ll see how long it takes for me to drop those and go from there
I have to actually get up and get ready at some point but I would be happy to never leave my bed ever
could someone deliver eddy here because then it would be perfect and I’d never leave for real
December 2011
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here’s the thing about me
I’m a sucker for characters hurting
I’m a lot more sadistic than I lead on
so when I say I like dave/rose I do mean that I like it, but I kind of prefer it when it’s one-sided from rose
and she gets crushed
is that bad
I mean yes it’s really good really really good when they get together and stuff but
I like seeing the derse siblings...
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the (probably) complete list of nutty ships
♥
john/dave
john/karkat
john/jade
john/rose
john/bro
bro/dave
dave/rose
aradia/equius
nepeta/terezi
karkat/sollux
feferi/vriska
tavros/gamzee
kanaya/rose
rose/jade
kanaya/vriska
feferi/eridan
feferi/jade
mom/dad
jake/jane
jake/bro
d???/r???
r???/jane
dad/bro
♠
terezi/vriska
sollux/karkat
aradia/equius
aradia/vriska
dave/karkat
♦
nepeta/equius
sollux/aradia
...
I’m discovering that I ship Dave/Rose a bit more than I had thought going into this rp
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
nsrrenard:
Karkat gives people handshakes after he does the nasty with them b/c he doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do after
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best
rp
ever
and it’s still going on fuck I love this dave asldjf;lakjsgljasdf
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: Hello there. May I inquire as to who I am speaking to this morning?
▼: well well well
▼: should i leave it at that or is that not ominous enough on its own
▼: because to be honest i havent got anything else
▲: Oh you may have to...
okay wow this is a really good dave rper
I feel kind of inadequate in comparison omg send help
Oh trollmegle....
francks-choice-ass:
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savvlles asked: OKAY OKAY I HAVE AN IDEA why dont all the soda blogs make an msn and we can rp in a group chat and that would be gr8 omg
aw fuq yeah talkin’ to a dave
I love rose and dave conversations LET’S SEE IF I SCREW THIS UP
wHY ARE YOU ON TROLLMEGLE IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER
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oh my god I’m dating the cutest cutie to ever cute in the history of cute
professor in cuteology
phd
cutie extraordinaire
cuteasaurus rex
just fuck
I can’t handle all these copious amounts of QT
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poshleyheights replied to your chat: YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY…
youre an excellent rose
oh… thank…… you……………….
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: Hello there. May I ask who I'm speaking to?
▼: uM,,,,i'M READY FOR THIS THING BUT,,,,dO I NEED TO WEAR THIS?
▲: Oh. Well, what is it?
▲: I would be unable to determine if you truly should be wearing it unless I know what it is.
▼: *Tavros walks out in a dress*
▲: Oh I see.
▲: Well it does look very nice on you. It's very flattering to your figure.
▲: I would say, yes, you do need to wear it.
▼: iS THIS WHAT HUMANS ALWAYS WEAR DURING,,,uH,,,,tEAPARTIES?
▲: Yes. It is tradition. We don't dare intrude upon this time-honored tradition, because it is considered very rude.
▲: Often punishable by death, I'm afraid.
fine okay I’ll be rose or s/t
guys what color would Lord English use
I’m just using black but people just think I’m being a shitty karkat which is much different than sassy LE
I accidentally exited out of the trollmegle tag
cut my life into pieces I’m going to poop everywhere
it takes so fucking long to load I’m going to DIE
okay it worked
I’m being Sassy LE and I think I broke my partner
oh it’s a dave
this should be fun
TROLLMEGLE YOU BETTER MAKE A CONNECTION TO THE...
dang it trollmegle work so I can be mad lord english
broshounon:
watsin:
you seme kinda upset…
are yaoi okay?
i’m uke thanks for asking
“Why do Mexicans hate mayo? Like they think we stole sour cream and made it into...”
– omegle
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HEY GUYS COME PLAY THIS AWESOME GAME WITH US →
what plays every time a homestuck character dies →
my immortal video with lyrics written in comic sans
this is the internet in video form
sassy-gay-karkat:
it seems like every homestuck kid has to be stabbed before they can officially be a character
its the homestuck stab of approval
well what the heck does that mean for jane
achembee:
keishakips:
i guess jane really isnt made of life
oh my fucking god
eddy is throwing gum wrappers at the screen no...
ectodickologist: lord dickish
ectodickologist: tentacleThedickist
ectodickologist: gardendicknostic
ectodickologist: carcinodickenicist
lordengrish: DICKPOCALYPSE ARISEN
turntechdickhead also made an appearance
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